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CARS program in US to be glassed* by midnight?!

July 31, 2009 in News

UPDATE below
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News out of the US states that the CARS program (known as “Cash for clunkers) might be suspended by midnight tonight.
Dealers are having a hard time tracking all the trade-ins and the lack of surety means that they may – or may not – have gone through the 220,000+ transactions needed to exhaust the billion dollar fund already.
Within 4 days of it starting.
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* The headline refers to the process dealers have to go through with the ‘clunker’ after it’s traded.
The engines are topped up with liquid glass!

The official process for killing the condemned engine sounds as simple to perform as it is deadly. A deadly cocktail of Sodium silicate, or liquid glass, is used to render the engine inoperable. Dealers are instructed to replace the car’s oil with the solution, then run the engine at 2,000 rpm until the engine stops working. The process supposedly takes three to seven minutes, after which, the dealer is supposed to start up the vehicle again. If the clunker starts up, the process must be repeated until it’s confirmed dead.

Once the engine takes a dirt nap, the dealer must add a sticker that reads: “This engine is from a vehicle that is part of the Car Allowance Rebate System (CARS). It has significant internal damage caused by operating the engine with a sodium silicate solution (liquid glass) instead of oil.” The vehicle is then sent to a disposal facility that crushes or shreds the vehicle.

I hope that few, if any, Saabs had to go through this process. They should at least be recycled.
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UPDATE
The Auto Prophet has some videos of ‘clunkers’ getting their glass treatment.
Among them is a Volvo S80, which really looks like it should have had years and years left to go. As AP says in his post, maybe it had some mechanical issue that made it uneconomical to keep.
Whatever the problem was, it sure wasn’t the engine. That motor kept going long after it started complaining.
Poor thing. I feel like I’ve just watched a pet get put to sleep.

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Special offers from Saab Australia – 9-5 decor panel and Inca alloys

July 31, 2009 in sponsors

RE-POSTED for the benefit of any Aussies who missed it the first time.
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As you may know, Saab Australia’s genuine parts and accessories division is now a sponsor here at Saabs United and from time to time, they’re passing on some great special deals on genuine Saab accessories and parts for your late model Saabs.
I just fitted the genuine Viggen shocks and springs to my 9-3 Monte Carlo and the difference they’ve made, along with the Hirsch ECU and steering rack clamp, is absolutely amazing.
Saab OZ have just informed me of another pair of limited offers and as SU readers, you’re getting the best exposure to them.
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Saab Inca alloys
As you know, the wheels maketh the car and these genuine Saab alloy wheels look sensational on all current generation Saabs. They even looked the goods on Kaylan’s old Saab 9000 Aero (pre-toasting, and if you’re thinking of these for a 9000, then make sure you check the stud pattern).
These wheels are normally around A$2,000 for a set of four.
Saab Australia are doing a special offer on three (3) sets only – for $990 inc GST.
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To take advantage of this special offer, contact the Accessories people at your local Saab dealer and ask them for the special deal on Saab Part number 32025941.
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Saab 9-5 rear decor panel
This is a really quick way to pretty up the rear of your 1998-2001 model Saab 9-5. This rear decor panel takes about 30 minutes to fit and looks like a million dollars.
These are going out the door at $132, inc GST.
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To take advantage of this offer, contact the Accessories people at your local Saab dealer and ask them for the special deal on Saab Part Number 400106233.
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Actually, if you’ve got a 98-02 model Saab 9-5, these two offers could transform the look of your car in a day.
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David at Saab is also going to send me a bag of wheel nut covers. He got the inspiration after seeing the Viggen wheel photo that Stu the Lens Genius took, featured earlier this morning.
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Ordering part number 12771404 (for the five-stud pattern) gets you a bag of 20 covers as well as the special removal tool to get them off again when you need to.
All that for only $10.40 inc GST.
I’ll post some before and after shots when the covers arrive.
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If you’re reading this from outside Australia and seething with jealousy, remember that our other site sponsors also carry some genuine Saab parts and accessories, as well as some top shelf aftermarket stuff, too.

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SU Q&A #2

July 31, 2009 in Troll Stuff

We tried this a few weeks ago and it seemed to work OK.
So once again, if you’ve got any questions at all – Saab, websites, Saab websites, running this site, being a Saabnut …… anything at all, really – then feel free to post your Q in comments.
I’ll post the A over the weekend.

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Executive Car

July 31, 2009 in Saabology

From that fountain of wisdom that’s never wrong – Wikipedia (I think they’re reasonably correct in this instance).

Executive Car: a British term that refers to a car’s size and is used to describe an automobile larger than a large family car. In official use, the term is adopted by EuroNCAP, a European organization founded to test car safety. The term was coined in the 1960s to describe cars targeted at successful professionals and middle to senior managers, often as a company car but retaining enough performance and comfort to be desirable in their own right.

Maybe you could argue about the size issue in these times, but otherwise, it’s pretty accurate.
One could also assume that an executive car is supposed to convey a certain level of confidence and success, that the driver of such a car is someone who can be relied upon to complete a contract, to do what they say they’ll do.
I don’t necessarily like to hark back to BMW again – the 2nd time this evening – but this is a photo of the recently shown 5-series Gran Tourismo concept vehicle. There are more photos here.
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Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to construct a rational argument stating that this could not be rightly considered as an executive car.
Memo to Saab – BRING BACK THE HATCH!
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Thanks to Eric for the link.

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What Saab might learn from BMW

July 30, 2009 in Editorial

Saab have a unique opoportunity in the next few years – a fresh start.
You can’t get a much better scenario from a marketing perspective than the one Saab are approaching right now. They still have a loyal following that stretches back up to around 30 years. They have public goodwill on their side. They’re separating from an owner who’s not exactly popular in many parts of the world and is rightly recognised as having sucked much of the life and spirit out of the company. And they have a new coming on board that’s regarded as supercool the world over.
All they need now are the right cars. And the right marketing.
CTM posted a comment last night, the significance of which didn’t hit me until I read the news when I woke up in the morning.
The comment:

The shocking comment of the day:
“Premium will be increasingly defined in terms of sustainability and environmental compatibility. This is an area in which we want to remain in the lead.”
Guess who said that without googling it…

And the story:

Nine years after BMW’s return to Formula 1 with Williams, and four years after the formation of the BMW Sauber F1 Team, the Bavarian carmaker is pulling the plug. With the end of the 2009 season, the team will cease operations.
In all those years, BMW has not managed to win the world championship–a major disappointment for the Bavarians. Instead of pushing the brand’s sporty image (Munich engineers cultivate an attitude of unquestioned superiority), Formula 1 saw BMW as the eternal runner-up, and at times worse…..
…..Unsurprisingly, BMW attempts to play the well-worn “green” card: “More and more, premium is defined by sustainability and environmental consciousness. We want to serve as a model in this area” submits BMW CEO Norbert Reithofer, adding: “The commitment to Formula 1 does not reflect our goals any more.”

When I was thinking about this post, I was thinking along the lines of “what a load of crap! They love their performance image blah blah blah”
I even went to Google images and pulled a couple of BMW advertisements showing their emphasis on RWD and performance in general.
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These are all fine and dandy, and I’m sure BMW really do love their performance reputation and the fact that motooring journos all over the world fight with their colleagues to go to product launches so they can spout flowery adjectives about how superb the latest Ultimate Driving Machine is.
But the thing is, I have to admit that it took me a full 5 minutes to find suitable ads to post on this subject. The majority of the ads I saw in the process were about quality, desireability, icons. They were about cementing the notion that the BMW range really is a collection of quality machines, the ultimate evolution of the automobile.
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Yes, there were a lot of other ads that were pretty smug, etc, but most of them were reinforcing the notion that this is a quality, well engineered automobile. The assumption of an emphasis on performance was all mine and largely in error.
Still, the one thing that doesn’t spring to mind straight away when someone mentions BMW is ‘green’. If you believe BMW’s CEO at the top, about them pulling out of F1 because they want to be known for environmental reasons, then it initially seems like they’ve got a long road to hoe.
Here’s the thing, though…… I’ve got absolutely no doubt in my mind that they’ll do it.
BMW figured out one of the magic formulae of business a long time ago.

  • Find something that the people want
  • Give it to them again and again and again and again
  • Tell them about it, repeatedly

It’s all about execute, execute, execute and BMW do it very well.
They’ve built up their turbocharging credentials, their hydrogen credentials, their Efficient Dynamics credentials, their diesel credentials. Now they’ve pulled out of F1 and are citing their environmental emphasis as a reason.
It is – as I suggested at the beginning of this post – a load of crap. They’ve not been successful, they don’t like losing either races or dollars so they’re packing up and going home.
But the enviro-emphasis fits and they’ll play that card, play it well, and continue their quest to establish themselves as green warriors.
The performance thing? They already own much of it and as long as they don’t stuff up in a major way with their bread and butter models, they’ll keep that domain for a long time.
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So what of Saab?
The impressive thing about BMW is their longevity and their commitment to building the best cars they can in their given segment(s).
Saab, in motoring terms, needs to hit a home run with every vehicle they design and build in the next 5 years.
In marketing terms they need to either redefine or reinforce their image – and stick to it.
Execute, execute, execute. Focus, focus, focus.

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Saab Sonett heaven on Flickr

July 30, 2009 in Saabology

We have a super-big lottery on here in Australia tonight. If our numbers come up, I’m going to find this guy and make him an offer he can’t refuse.
I’ve always coveted the Saab Sonett III, maybe mostly because it’s so exotic to a Saabnut from Australia. We never got the Sonett III here and to my knowledge, there’s only one or two that have been privately imported. I’ve never driven one, but look forward to the opportunity some time in the future.
Michael Z has drawn my attention to this collection of Sonett III photos on Flickr – and it’s absolutely stunning.
Click any of the shots to enlarge (esp the engine) and click here to see the entire collection.
Congratulations to the owner on a superb example and to Chad Truss, the photographer, on some absolutely awesome shots.
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This one is, of course, a little deceptive given that the Sonett is front-wheel-drive, but an excellent piece of composition nonetheless.
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The interior is as neat as a pin. Aftermarket sunroof, or did these come as an option?
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The engine’s been treated to some shiny treatment…. which seems to suit the V4 nicely.
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Is it just me, or is the Saab Sonett a real life black sheep in the Saab family?
It’s like nothing else that ever existed in the range, which I guess is part of the fascination of the car for me.

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Academic survey – show your Saab passion!

July 30, 2009 in Saabology

Back in June I brought you the latest results from an academic study being undertaken in Germany:

Dr Hosseip and a team of students set out on an ambitious mission to study the level of attachment that various people have to particular brands of cars. Their study involved over 1 million people and was focused on a German automotive forum called Motor Talk….

The good news from the results tabled at that time is that Saab fans were shown, for three years running, to be the most passionate automotive group out of all those million-plus users surveyed.
At that time, the survey itself was only available in German.
I’ve recently received notice that the English language version is now available for people to complete.
This is not a quick affair, with 142 statements you need to review and respond to. If you have the time, though, I’m happy to invite your participation.
UPDATE – I just did it in around 20 minutes. There is some personal profile stuff at the beginning and then it’s straight into the Questions. It’s an enjoyable survey and I’m looking forward to receiving responses once enough respondents complete it.
Please consider lending a helping hand in sustaining the belief that we Saab nuts are still the most passionate and committed car fans on the planet.

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AMS chart Saab’s possible future model timeline

July 30, 2009 in Saabology

Auto Motor and Sport have a big feature on Saab in their current issue. As part of that feature, they’ve cobbled together a look at what Saab’s future model timeline could look like.
AMS did spend some time in Trollhattan as part of the preparations for this big feature. How much this timeline is based on things they’ve heard there and how much is speculation on their part is unknown.
But the speculation sure is a lot of fun, nonetheless. It looks like I’ve got to save up for a new car in 2015!!
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My basic Swedish and general knowledge lead me to believe this is as follows:

  • 2010 – New Saab 9-5 as shown in Frankfurt. New Saab 9-4 small SUV available in September. Facelift for the Saab 9-3, which will focus on the interior as per the 9-5.
  • 2011 – In January, the new 9-5 Sportcombi. Start/Stop technology added to the 9-5 range.
  • 2012 – an all-new Saab 9-3 and possibly a Saab 9-1, developed in co-operation with BMW/Mini. Something there about a Sport hybrid.
  • 2013 – Possibility of a crossover vehicle based on the 9-5 SportCombi. All new Saab 9-3 convertible, maybe featuring the new roof system a-la the Saab 9-X Air.

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I think this is where we’re getting into purely speculative countryside, but still…..

  • 2015 – Something at the top there that looks totally hot and custom built for ME!! And a new Sonett, which could be fun, too.
  • 2017 – A third generation Saab 9-5.

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That’s a nice timeline and I’m sure there will be plenty of other added features in that time to look forward to, as well.
Bring it on!
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My thanks to Dippen for the scans!

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Thursday Snippets – F1 and around the web edition

July 30, 2009 in Saabology

What a morning!
BMW quits Formula 1 (ah, that’s where ctm’s quote came from) and Schumi makes a comeback for Ferrari due to Massa trying to plant a Liverpool kiss on a piece of debris during practice.
This is going to have the guys at Sniff Petrol going bananas, I’m sure.
Some have mentioned a possible tilt at F1 by Koenigsegg, but I don’t think there’s anywhere near enough money in the pot to have a crack at something so expensive at this point, if ever.
It’s probably best for them to concentrate on the fundamentals at the moment. You know, survival, building quality Saabs, etc.
And the big question is – do car companies get real value from their efforts in F1?
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…..and still on motorsport, kind of…..
The next edition of the Forza Motorsport video game for the Xbox 360 will feature the 2008 Saab 9-3 Turbo X.
It’ll also add Spain’s Catalunya circuit as well as bringing back the Nurburgring. Other cars added for this new edition will be the Alfa Brera, which may or may not lead to an R rating due to automotive pr0n.
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…..and still on motorsport…..
I’m hoping to have a kinda big announcement to make about a Saab in a motorsport event, and a Saabs United tie-in. Soon.
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Jalopnik have another edition of “You’re doing it wrong”
Very good.
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Texting whilst driving?
I can’t believe it’s still legal.
Saab should use their eye-monitoring software to build an extendable punching fist into the dash for anyone who’s picked up by the software as texting whilst driving.
Call it an active safety feature.
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Sent in by Seth H
A visual history of Saab’s logo development, which I’m quite sure is also the subject of a story somewhere on the web, too.
I guess they can now add the wordmark to this diagram as a mark of the new Koenigsegg era.
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Saab Performance Team do rain dance at Spa, Belgium

July 30, 2009 in Saabology

The Saab Performance Team leaped to recent prominence a few years ago when a video of them at the famous Spa racetrack at Francorchamps in Belgium went viral. Of course, Saab have had a performance driving team for a long time now, with their famous Saab Suite dating back to the late 1980s.
The team were back at Spa last week, though unfortunately the conditions didn’t lend themselves to much in the way of tyre screeching as it was raining during their performance. I’ve got some video to load up later, but these photos will have to do for now.
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The day was a race day at Spa with a special Saab presence, including the Saab 9-3x. This vehicle is starting to do the rounds more and more and should be hitting European showrooms in the next month or so.
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From a Saab perspective, the event comprised a day for invited customers, hosted by Saab Belgium.
The day started at an abbey in Stavelot, close to Spa. Around 60 couples were welcomed with a fleet of Saab 9-3 convertibles, which they drove in convoy to Spa. They even had a police escort, front and rear!
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The convertibles doing a circuit in formation…..
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The cars were then used to parade the drivers for the day’s racing…..
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It looks like Saab Belgium are on the move once again. They’ve possibly been the single most active Saab jurisdiction in recent months, with 9-4x displays and other things going on.
Despite the rain on this occasion, I’m sure everyone involved had a good time.
I’ll do my best to get the video loaded up soon.
If you’re on Facebook, you should look up Saab Beherman Brussels and befreind them. There should be a whole collection of photos from this event there for you to look at.

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Comment and sign-in problems

July 30, 2009 in Troll Stuff

Hi all,
As I alluded to last night, whilst I was doing some back-office maintenance on the site, I unintentionally deleted all registered users here. Fortunately, you were only deleted as registered users of this site and not the entire Movable Type system that powers this site. The good news is that I’ve found that I am able to restore the commenting role to registered users and have begun work to that effect.
This will take a little time, however, as there’s several screens to go through for each user in order to restore this role, and there’s several hundred registered users to get through.
I’m proceeding through them alphabetically at the moment. Users whose usernames begin with the following letters (i.e. the name you login with, not the screen name) are OK to go:

  • Numbers
  • A – B
  • C – F
  • G – I
  • J – L
  • M – Q
  • R
  • S – Z are done now!!
  • We’re all ready to go.

I’ll get to others as soon as possible and will update this screen as I go.
Please accept my apologies for this inconvenience. There were some potential security issues with user roles that I had to try and address. Unfortunately I went about addressing the issue the wrong way, which resulted in this error.
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Please note that you can still comment, using the regular comment form to complete your details.
It’s not as convenient as the ‘sign in’ link, but it will work.
Cheers,
SW

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ANA Specialbilar – what Alf Persson’s doing now….

July 29, 2009 in Saabology

Hopefully you’ve read a little bit about what Alf Persson used to do at Saab. He was the head of crash test lab there and demolished over 1500 cars in his time there.

Dave R was in Trollhattan recently and paid a visit to Alf at ANA Specialbilar, where he’s the General Manager. He also runs the SDCC (the Saab Development Center for Car recycling), the people who hold the ultra-cheap parts sale at the Saab Festival.

Here’s Dave’s account of what’s going on at ANA Specialbilar.

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So begins our tour of ANA Specialbilar…..

Alf is wearing glasses, in shirtsleeves. The chap at the tailgate is Martin Schmidmeir, Workshop Manager.

The chap in the leather jacket is my Saab owning friend, on his first visit to Sweden, Dave J. Dave is a traffic officer in the Metropolitan Police in London. He spends most of his time in a BMW. The Met has over 450 of them, in addition to vehicles of many other makes. (Not that Britain is in any way a Police State!).

Dave was allowed to drive this car, their demonstrator. When we asked if this would be OK, Martin said his sister worked in the police locally, and that as it was raining, they would all be in the office catching up on paperwork. As I don’t have a police license, I sat in the back.

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The demonstrator has been used in several films and TV series, including ‘Wallander’ – though I am not sure if it was the Swedish or BBC versions.

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The workshop is extremely clean and well organised. Behind the Polis vehicles is a Fire Service vehicle and in the background, in for its first service (sorry if there is a pun there), the Saab ‘hearse’

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In this version of the fire brigade vehicle, the front passenger seat has been replaced by a desk for, amongst other items, a laptop and printer.

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Alf Persson – Saab’s most expensive employee ever

July 29, 2009 in Saabology

This is not a new story. It’s an old Saab press release from April 2001.
The reason why I’m posting it here now is twofold. First, it’s an interesting story in itself. But more than that, I’ve got some photos and words about what Alf persson is doing now.
I’ll post those shortly, but in the meantime I hope you enjoy learning a little about Alf’s former job as the head of the Saab crash test lab.
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IN THE SERVICE OF SAFETY
Alf Persson, 47, is by far the most expensive of the more than 10 000 employees at Saab Automobile. During the past 12 years, he has cost the company more than half a billion kronor (SEK 500 000 000), salary and oncosts excluded. But this extravagance is by no means due to his negligence. On the contrary, it is the result of him being very efficient and careful. Alf Persson is the Work Supervisor at the Saab Crash Test Laboratory.
Alf Persson.jpg “This is the price we pay for taking crashworthiness seriously. We never rest on our laurels. On average, we crash one car every other day to make sure the safety of our cars will keep on improving. There are no shortcuts to the standard of safety that Saab cars provide,” says Alf.
Saab crash tests tripled in ten years
Alf Persson began his crash tester career in 1989, and has so far been involved in demolishing more than 1500 cars. In addition, he has run more than 1000 sled tests on sub-systems, such as units consisting of seat and door side. The crash test programme at Saab has grown dramatically since Alf began working at the crash track.
“When developing the second generation of the Saab 900 in the early 1990s, we ran 19 different types of crash test. Nine of these were stipulated by legal requirements. In the work on todayƕs Saab 9-5, we ran more than 60 different crash tests. During the same period, the number of legally required crash tests had risen by 3 to a total of 12.”
The reason for this substantial increase in the number of crash tests at Saab is obviously the need for simulating the sequence of events in real-life road accidents. To be able to build cars with ever-improving safety, the crash tests must be continually developed. But is it really necessary to run expensive crash tests even with all of the sophisticated computer simulation facilities available today?

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Shock Saab sighting!

July 29, 2009 in Saabology

Really?
I think so. From all accounts, Saab advertising sightings in the US are rarer than 9-5 mule sightings…..
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The polar opposites of Stu the Lens Genius

July 29, 2009 in Troll Stuff

OK, so this entry is a little silly.
However, I am simply slack-jawed when I see some of the photos that real, well-meaning people use to sell their automobiles.
I’m in the market for a Saab convertible. It will be a C900, but sometimes you have to pick through advertisements on Craigslist.org and the like that have headings such as, “saab convertable runs great fun car” to find out what they are actually selling. (That was a real advertisement title used on a Chicagoland ad, complete with dubious spelling.) Thus, I also view many advertisements for newer models.
I have assembled a few of the worst pictures from my shopping to show you here.
Three things:
1. In each of these cases, the picture displayed was the only picture shown in the advertisement. This is what each individual truly thought would sell their car.
2. These snapshots (I can’t really call these photographs) are undoctored, unretouched, etc.
3. All have come from the advertisements viewed in the last week.
See them after the jump.

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