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My Saab column in Auto Motor and Sport magazine

January 13, 2012 in Editorial

Hi all. Swade here.

The latest issue of Auto Motor and Sport magazine has a Saab section in it and I was invited to provide an article for that section. AMS has given me permission to reproduce the article in the original English for those not yet blessed with the Swedish language (like me).

I hope it gives you some food for thought as you embark upon an historic weekend.

Cross-posted from swadeology.com

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I officially became a Saab employee at the beginning of April 2011. In the week before I joined the company, we had a brief factory stoppage due to an unpaid account with our freight company. During my first week with Saab, we had some occasional production, and then a stoppage that continued almost uninterrupted until the company declared bankruptcy on December 19, 2011.

The opportunity to work for Saab was a dream come true after writing about them as an enthusiast for just over six years. The job itself was equal parts joy and frustration but I wouldn’t have traded this opportunity for anything in the world.

As I write this, there is still a window of opportunity for someone to step in and purchase Saab as a whole from the bankruptcy administrators. The alternative is for the company’s assets to be broken up and sold around the world. One option gives some hope for the brand, the other makes certain that we’ve seen the last of this innovative company from Western Sweden.

The sad part about this whole episode is that was all so avoidable. I won’t go into all the details here, but suffice to say that there were a lot of short-term, reactionary decisions made both inside and outside Saab. Decisions that could have been different if the people concerned had a longer-term outlook.

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Potential investors vs media commentary about Saab Automobile

January 2, 2012 in Editorial

There were times when I felt like a broken record whilst working on Inside Saab in the latter part of 2011.

As Swedish Automobile was a company listed on the Dutch stock exchange, the official company line was that we couldn’t say anything about the ongoing negotiations taking place to try and save the company. Inside Saab was an official company site and any detailed commentary on the process had the potential to influence our stock price. Consequently, statements were limited to basic corporate press releases, which were usually written by Swedish Automobile rather than by Saab.

From a personal perspective, I’d previously built my own identity on relevant, insightful, accurate and timely coverage of the Saab sale throughout 2009/10, so the restrictions placed on me were a bitter pill. I’d been hired to write about the company because of my profile and yet my hands were completely tied. I’ll write more about the mechanics of my role at a later date.

My writings were therefore largely confined to perspective pieces, trying to keep focus on the significant assets we had at Saab – our new products, our excellent people and facilities, our heritage and worldwide brand status. There was nothing false in those writings and I believe to this day that all of those assets still contain plenty of value. Whilst the human resources part of the equation has diminished somewhat, with a number of experienced staff taking new jobs in related industries or competitor companies, enough key staff remain to make the task of rebuilding a definite possibility.

The bottom line – Saab was worth saving, and remains so right now. It is still an excellent company with global reach and excellent products, which are only slated to improve.

One of the biggest frustrations I’ve had in years of covering Saab has been dealing with the fallout of what are either incorrect, knee-jerk, lazy or otherwise fist-chomping media reports about the company. I would estimate that only around 15% of what you can read in any given news search about Saab is the result of diligent, objective journalism. The rest of it is lazy regurgitation, laced with some catchy zingers aimed at bringing readers back just one more time.

It’s tempting and quite easy to simply dismiss much of this coverage for the crud that it is – but it can also be a mistake. Personally speaking, I think it’s a mistake we made too often at Saab. Despite many of these reports being little more than speculation or narrow-minded opinion, the fact remains that they are out there. They do get read. They do have influence. IMHO, the common themes in them should be addressed. I think we should have stood up for ourselves more often, and with some strong conviction.

When our first application for reconstruction was refused by the District Court in Vänersborg, the judge actually cited what he considered to be irreparable damage done to the brand’s reputation in global markets. This caused a fair bit of conversation in the office – and rightly so. The judge’s job was to decide whether or not the company could successfully undertake an organisational and financial reconstruction. He was neither required, nor qualified, to talk about the state of the brand’s reputation, even in Sweden (and certainly not in France, Taiwan or Australia, just three of our 50+ markets).

The judge’s written opinion had most likely been influenced to some degree by the blanket, and largely negative, coverage that Saab had received in the Swedish press over the preceding 20 months or so. (I should hasten to add that despite the judge’s comments being, IMHO, off point, the actual decision may well have been the right one, based on criticism I’ve heard of our application documents).

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Today, Saab is in bankruptcy proceedings and if the news reports from the more reputable sources are to be believed, the receivers are negotiating with several well-resourced parties from various countries. The exact intentions of those parties with respect to continued operations in Sweden are unknown, but I hope they are going to continue operations there, at least in terms of design, development and engineering.

Despite the lack of certainty, it’s heartening that these companies are emerging. The only reason they are there is because they recognise that there is some value in Saab’s operations. It gives some validation to that broken record I was playing in the latter months of 2011 – that Saab has some outstanding things going for it, attributes that are of distinct value to the right investors.

The peanut gallery at the shallow end of the motoring media pool will have their way. Should Saab’s story continue, they will continue to make their whipcrack remarks about Saab and I’m sure that they’ll see this continuing story as one about a company that needs to be euthanised rather than revived.

I don’t agree with them in the slightest and it’s my sincere hope, should a new company arise from the ashes of Saab’s bankruptcy proceedings, that this new company stands up for itself and is proud of the foundations it’s built upon, and what it’s about to achieve with its new products. I hope they shout it from the rooftops.

Once again, Saab is worth saving.

Don’t let the bastards get you down.

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This has been cross-posted, with permission, from Swadeology.

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by Red J

Swade’s assessment of the current situation

August 8, 2011 in News

In Swade’s wrap up of IntSaab, he posted all the information he could deliver about the current situation.

Interest in the future of Saab was high amongst people at the event. Everyone wanted to know who the mysterious Americans were and how things were going back in Trollhattan. What was the future for Saab? Are we going to survive?

It was hard being unable to provide fuller answers, but the message I conveyed at IntSaab was the same as the message here and everywhere else when it comes to Saab matters.

The current issue is short-term. We still have to get through it (and we will) but when we do, the long-term future is very bright. And don’t believe everything you read in the papers.

I know he is a believer, but I also know that Swade is not an idiot, and reading these words from him makes me feel very comfortable about the future.

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Can you help me buy my Swedish Saab?

May 10, 2011 in Editorial

UPDATE!!

It looks like everything’s going to work out OK. Thanks to any and all for your consideration and I’ll see as many of you as possible at SU days – in my Saab!!

I’m excited.

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Greetings all. Swade here.

I’m dropping by with Tim’s OK to see if there’s a Swede here who might be able to help me out.

I need to buy a car and I really need to buy this car on Saturday morning. Why? Well, first, because it’s available. And second, because I’d like to drive it back to Trollhattan on Saturday. I’d like to attend the SaabsUnited Days activities in the evening and I also have to pick up some stuff for the flat I’m moving in to.

Problem? The owner is away from some time on Wednesday until Saturday night.

Your task, should you choose to accept it……

1) I would need you to take a look over the car and take it for a quick spin. Soon. Most likely today (Tuesday). I’ve had a number of emails back and forth with the owner and am pretty happy that the car is OK and worth the asking price. But you never know until you’ve taken it for a ride, which is what I’d ask you to do on my behalf (and I’d have faith in your ability – it’s my decision to do things this way, my problem if I’m stuck by the side of the road in Orebro on the way back).

2) If OK, which I am pretty sure it will be, I’d need you to buy the car for me and store it until Saturday. Now, I know that’s a big ask, but the price is pretty low at 16,000SEK and I can promise you I’m good for it – cash in your hand as soon as I land in Stockholm. It’ll be my shout for a sumptuous lunch, too.

3) Be available for me to pick the car up from you in Stockholm on Saturday morning.

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I know this is a lot to ask of someone, but it’s the only way I can think of whereby I’m going to be able to get the car and get back to THN to catch up with everyone for SU Days.

If you can help, please let me know via email (swade99-at-gmail.com).

And for those wondering what the car is, well, you can do a bit of detective work or you can just wait and see…… :-)

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SU meetup – New York

April 15, 2011 in Events, Troll Stuff

Hi all, Swade here.

I’m heading over to New York on the weekend to cover the NYIAS for Saab. We’ll be using the New York show to launch our all-new Saab website (more on that later).

If any of you can be in town on Sunday afternoon/evening then I’d love to catch up with you for a casual get together.

A clarifying note – the meetup is proposed for this Sunday, April 17th. It’s not for Easter Sunday.

I realise that Sunday will be a religious holiday for some (Passover), but unfortunately it’s the only time that I’ll have available. The rest of the week will be quite busy with Saaby activities.

The proposed meeting time is 4:30pm, which should hopefully give some people time to come in and then leave at a reasonable time if necessary. Those who’d like to linger longer would be most welcome to do so, of course.

A venue I’ve had suggested to me is Café Un Duex Trois at 123 West 44th. Good place, good food and a good size. They get busy from 6pm to 8pm so getting in early should assure us some space, too.

RSVP

It’ll be essential to let them know we’re coming, so please let me know asap via email (swade99-at-gmail.com) if you’ll be coming in, and how many people will be with you.

It’ll be great to meet some of you for the first time, as well as re-connecting with some old friends.

See you in New York!

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Take a breath, part II

April 14, 2011 in Editorial

It’s been a hard few weeks, hasn’t it?

Remember the Geneva Auto Show, when we were all filled with optimism? Promises of a new 9-5 SportCombi and a first for Saab, a real CUV coming out this summer, all very concrete and ready to roll off the production line. Further down the pipe we have eXWD, IQon, and Saabs powered by BMW engines to look forward to. Saab seemed to be on pretty strong footing just a month ago, didn’t it?

Fast forward a few weeks– an annual report, a CEO retirement, supplier work stoppages, cash crunches, and the picture doesn’t seem too pretty anymore. No matter how many ways we report the story, one thing is clear– until production gets rolling along again, there’s a dark cloud hanging over Saab that makes it hard to think about anything else. For those of you who come back day after day looking for news, I understand how hard it is load up the page and see the situation remain unresolved.

A few people have vented in comments that they miss how Swade used to run this place– I’d like to remind you that what made him so valuable was his ability to break through the crap and give his opinion. He also dealt with his share of naysayers and the only other time things were this bad in the press (during the GM crisis), he reminded us to calm down and have some patience. In that same spirit, consider this my own take on Swadeology, you could call it Jeffology.

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An adventure begins (for real)

April 8, 2011 in Editorial

Hi all. Swade here.

I’m writing to you from Melbourne airport, on my way to Sweden. I officially started my work with Saab at the beginning of this week, but the “real” work will start next week, you could say. We’re aiming to launch the new site around April 16 or 17, just before the NY show.

I’m on a public computer so I don’t have USB access. If I did, I’d upload a photo of a new Saab 9-5 driving around the countryside with gum trees in the background. That would hopefully be a heartening sight for the Aussies visiting here.

The Aussie Saab 9-5 launch has been going on this week. Saab dealers and support staff occupied most of the week and the Aussie motoring press are driving the cars on the country roads surrounding Daylesford as I write this. Reports should start filtering through in the next week or so.

That’s a side note to the main story of the last few weeks, though. I’ve been trying to keep tabs on the reports coming out of Sweden amidst all of the busy-ness I’ve been encountering on the ground here. It sounds serious and I’m quite sure it is serious. The truth of the situation probably lies somewhere between the extremes of the reports and soundbites we’ve heard over the last week.

I know that Saab are working their tails off to solve this situation. I know that dealers are hurting in the meantime. I know that some customers are still walking through the doors regardless, too. A good friend of mine in the north-east US just paid his deposit on an Independence Edition 9-3 Convertible, which is a huge show of support. And there’ll be plenty of others I don’t know about because I’ve been out of the loop (March sales were quite encouraging).

I’ve heard some rumours circulating, too. Rumours that were quite troubling. These rumours weren’t troubling because they were true. They’re troubling because I’m 100% sure they’re false and if a reporter were to print those rumours as assumed fact, the effects could be quite devastating. SU Crew – beware of Djup Strupes bearing gifts.

To all the doomsayers out there, remember that this is a website that helped to support the company in a time of need. It doesn’t mean we bury our heads in the sand. But it doesn’t mean we run like mice at the first shadows, either.

We’ve seen this company go through a heck of a lot in the last 18 months or so and every time, the people at Saab have come out swinging. I’m 200% confident that they’re doing everything they can right now and we know from Saab’s executive team pulling the company through the biggest reeconstruction in Sweden’s corporate history that they’ve got exceptional people on board.

Me? I’ll be at the main gate at 9am on Monday. I’d be there earlier if I had a pass to get through. I’m champing at the bit to get to work and looking forward to doing it for a long time.

Have a great weekend, everyone.

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Goodbye and thanks to Saabs United – hello new world!

March 15, 2011 in Editorial

Wow. After six years, it’s time for me to sign off from Saabs United.

My thanks to everyone for your kind thoughts, comments and emails since the announcement was made that I’d be leaving SU (thanks to RedJ for the banner that’s been up for the last few days, too).

It wouldn’t be a true Saab story, however, if there wasn’t another twist in the tale…..

I’ve mentioned previously that my decision to leave Saabs United is due to me having too many balls to juggle all at once. My regular job, my family and my work with Saabs United were too much to fit into one personal 24 hour period. Something had to change and the first change was to sell Saabs United. I’m pleased to be able to tell you that it’s not the only change that’s taking place, however.

My regular job was getting in the way of my Saab duties, so I’ve set my regular job aside.

Saab Automobile are going to take some very big steps in bringing the company closer to their customers. Saab has hired me to be involved, as part of a global team, in a sustained social media presence that will see Saab presented from an inside view, allowing you access to company events, key people and of course, the cars themselves – in a way that no bigger car company can do.

We will aim to create relationships between the company and the community that supports it, giving you greater access to the company and the types of experiences that Saab are already known for.

Saab are very appreciative of all the community support they’ve received and they want to build on that relationship and give something back. It’s a very exciting challenge and one that I can’t wait to sink my teeth into.

There will be a press release from Saab in a few hours from now. Exciting times!

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The following is a note I received today from Victor Muller, who asked me to share it here as part of this post.

Steven,

It is a given that you have played a key role in saving Saab last year by mobilizing tens of thousands of enthusiasts to rally in support of the company. You have single handedly proven the importance social media has nowadays in situations like the one Saab went through. You became one of my most powerful allies in those trying times which now are fortunately behind us.

We have learned that with the right approach, a brand can be activated in ways which were inconceivable just a few years ago. As a result we have made you an offer to come and work for us at Saab so as to allow you to dedicate your talents to the company which made it in part also because of you.

I thank you for what you did as Saabsunited and welcome you to Saab Automobile, where you will continue to unite all of us who cherish this iconic brand.

I wish the new owner of Saabs United and his committed crew all the success in the world and am confident that they will manage to enthuse countless avid Saabisti to support our brand and company in the years to come.

Victor

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I have a whole bunch of thankyous to give here as part of my sign off. It just wouldn’t be right to finish up here without recognising the people who have provided support along the way.

This is a long list, so buckle up.

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A few parting thoughts

March 14, 2011 in Editorial

I don’t want to get too dramatic here. And I don’t want to be a drag on your time. I’ll do a final SU entry around this time tomorrow and there’ll be lots to say then – about the future and in thanks to the many people who have made my blogging journey so enjoyable.

But there are a few things I’d like to share before then. I’ll go in point form to keep it quick.

  • This website has been a labour of love, but it’s only because the company it celebrates is a fantastic company. I only came to enjoy Saabs because they were brilliant fun. Blogging has a certain momentum of it’s own but there’s no way this endeavour would have lasted as long as it did if the subject matter was boring.
  • Saab need your support. Vehicle sales are personal matter and whilst I’ve shared people’s purchase stories here, I’ve never implored anyone to buy. I haven’t been in a position to buy myself, so how could I compel another. But Saab still need your support in whatever way you can give it. My realm has been the online world, of course, and I can’t help but think that the positivity that’s come through this site would be good to replicate in other online places. I think regulars from this site have done a fantastic job taking some reasoned commentary to the Swedish press, for example. Can the same sort of thing work for motoring websites like Autoblog and Jalopnik when Saab articles are posted? I think it could, and should.
  • The community at this site, and others like it, is the most important thing. I managed to write a lot of stuff over the last six years, but none of it would have mattered if there wasn’t a community there to receive it, dissect and discuss it, and provide direction on the many occasions I was wrong. Preserve your sense of community. And on that note….
  • I learned a hell of a lot from the people that visit this site. I learned perspective from Greg Abbott and I learned to harden up from Turbin. Remember that your circumstances are your own. When you press to keep Saab accountable for this, that, or the other, always remember that there are cirumstances bigger than yours that govern the way the company operates. A little understanding and some awareness that your tone can influence those around you, can go a heck of a long way.
  • Never underestimate the power of an encouraging word for the guys who operate this website from now on. They will make the occasional mistake and they will take it hard when they do. They will get frustrated and they will scream some of your names across the room in frustration every now and then. They’re human, and need the support of their peers as much as anyone else does.
  • If you ever get the chance, make sure you attend one of the bigger Saab events that happens in your region. Whether it be the Saab Festival, IntSaab, the Saab Owners Conference or a national club meeting or other large gathering – get there. These events and the people that attend them are first class and there’s nothing quite like seeing all these vehicles and all these people in one place.

That’ll do for now. Tomorrow I’ll finish off. Sorry if that sounds like preaching, but there are a few things that running a place like this teaches you about managing this type of communication medium and I just wanted to help you help the new crew.

Now, back to some car stuff….

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Support a Saab Blogger Cyclist

March 11, 2011 in Saabology

Every three-to-six months, I invite people to show some support for the site by making a Paypal donation. It’s in no way a compulsory exercise, but it’s always nice if people want to show their appreciation for the work that’s been done here over the last weeks/months/years.

I want to do a similar exercise one more time before leaving Saabs United – but with a twist. Previous donations have been used to offset the costs of the site and keep my dog happy with various treats :-) . This one last time, all donations will be passed on to a very special cause, inspired by a good mate of mine.

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I met Jim C in August 2010 at the Swedish Car Day hosted by Charles River Saab in Boston. Just a few months later, Jim had surgery for testicular cancer, but still made it to another Saab event four days later!

Jim owns a couple of Saabs (and a few other modes of transport, as well). My personal favourite from his collection is his 1973 Saab Sonett III. It’s painted in a deep red reminiscent of Cardinal Red Metallic and sports a warmed up V4 tuned to around 120hp.

Jim once joked that I could have first refusal on his Sonett if the cancer treatment didn’t work out. I’m pleased to say I’ll be waiting a lot longer thanks to early detection and the excellent treatment he received at the Dana Farber Cancer Institute in Boston.

Jim also has a 2001 Saab 9-5 SportCombi. He bought it in 2007, the same year he bought the bike shown next to him in the photo below. The Saab cost $2,000 less than the bike, and has been cheaper to maintain, too :-)

Jim is now in early training for a 200 mile fundraising bike ride called the Pan Massachusetts Challenge. There will be over 5,000 people participating and the goal of the event is to raise $35million for the Dana Farber Cancer Institute.

This is why he’s doing it:

A lot of my Saab friends offered words of encouragment during my battle which were helpful on a personal level. But all the verbal sentiment in the world will not cure a single cancer sufferer. It takes research and reaserch takes money. Consider that 40 years ago somebody with my form of cancer had a 5 year survival rate of just 20%. Today, thanks to research at places like the Dana Farber it’s over 98%. I want everybody to have a similar chance of recovery but that is still not the case with many forms of the disease.

I don’t think there’s a person on this earth who hasn’t been touched by cancer. I lost my father to the disease back in 1985, when I was 15 years old. The Saab community lost Bob Sinclair to the disease a few years ago. I’m sure you’ve got your own personal story to tell, too.

Thankfully we didn’t lose Jim. And when he came to me with this event I was more than happy to offer my help.

  • If you’d normally contribute to a support-a-saab-blogger campaign…..
  • If you’ve in any way enjoyed the coverage of Saab news and ownership culture that this site has brought to you over the last months and years…..
  • If you want to say a final thankyou as I take leave from SaabsUnited….
  • If you just want to help a brother out…..

….then please consider making a donation to help Jim on his way and keep his Saab Sonett out of my garage :-)

PLEASE READ JIM’S STORY IN HIS OWN WORDS at the Pan Massachusetts Challenge website.

You can also make a donation at that page. As I write this, Jim is around $1,325 short of his $6,000 goal. I’m going to knock a chunk off that now and I’d encourage you to do the same. Using Jim’s own words….

Look, I gave up my left nut already. It’s the least you can do. :-)

Consider this the final support-a-saab-blogger campaign under my watch. Thanks for all of your support in the past, and I invite you to show the same support for Jim today.

Cheers,

SW

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The future for Saabs United

March 5, 2011 in Editorial

Hi all,

I guess you can say that this is an important post in the life of this website.

It’s my extreme pleasure to let you all know that today I agreed to sell Saabs United to a friend, and someone I am quite confident will run the website in the manner and tradition in which it was established.

The new owner’s name is TimR and we will transition the site to his ownership over the next few weeks.

I guess it’s important to talk a little about Tim’s vision for the future of the site. He will be able to outline it in more detail at a later time, but we’ve talked a lot today in Trollhattan about how it can run and I think his plans for the site are very good plans. I wouldn’t have handed it over to him if I didn’t believe in what he wants to do.

Tim plans to assemble a team of writers, many of whom will be familiar names to regular readers here. I believe that RedJ will stay on board as a regular contributor, which I think is absolutely fantastic. The man I’ve dubbed the unofficial ambassador for Saab in the UK, Robin M, will also come on board. Another team member will be a guy known here as Tompa.

Tim himself, is someone I’ve known since 2007. He has deep roots at Saab and is very knowledgable about the company and the product and has contributed to a number articles at Trollhattan Saab and Saabs United over the last few years.

There will also be other occasional authors and contributors from time to time.

I have agreed to pass on the mantle to Tim for one reason and one reason only – trust. I trust him to support the company as I would. I trust him to maintain a high degree of integrity for the site, and to continue to provide high quality content and the maintenance of a high standard Saab community. This is a guy who has a significant emotional investment in the Saab name and I know that he loves the company.

I was absolutely rapt when indicated an interest in the site and in talking with him more about it today, the plans for a variety of content to be introduced, my faith in the future of SU as a vibrant Saab community is very strong.

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Some of you may wonder what I’ll be doing.

Well, I’ll still be around. If you’ve read TTELA over the last few days, you’ll know that I will still be in contact with Saab and doing a little work here and there. Those assignments are something you’ll hear more about later.

The good news is that Tim is happy for me to stay in touch here on SU, too, and continue to play a minor role as a contributor and of course, as part of the community.

I mentioned in my post The Times They Are a-Changing a few weeks ago that my load was too much: My day-job, family, and Saabs United. Something had to change.

Well, this is the start of that change and a chance for me to re-claim a significant part of my life.

Thanks for your support, which I hope you’ll extend to Tim and the SU team in the coming weeks, months and years.

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My 2 cents on the Saab PhoeniX concept

March 4, 2011 in Editorial

I takes me a little while to get used to new things. I bought Radiohead’s new album The King of Limbs when it came out a few weeks ago and I still don’t like it much. I had the same reaction to In Rainbows, their previous release, a few years ago. This week, I’ve been listening to In Rainbows constantly and I absolutely love it. That’s just how I roll.

So when TV4 from Sweden put a camera and microphone in my face around 5 minutes after the Saab PhoeniX concept had been unveiled and asked for my opinion on the car, I felt a little awkward.

Like many of you, my eyes went to the most controversial element of the car – the flying buttresses – and the only thing my mind could process in those first few moments was the question “Why?” I think my response to TV4 was that I immediately liked around 95% of the car but that I was having trouble getting my head around the rest.

I wasn’t alone, either. Watching the comments come through here on the site, it was pretty clear that the initial reactions were around 50% each way – positive and negative. I was approving a lot of first-time commenters who were coming on site to share their messages of doom about how they’d never buy a Saab if this was the direction they were heading in, etc etc.

That trend changed pretty quickly, though, and by the end of the day people seemed to be getting used to the car a lot more. The day ended at around 80/20 positive. The walkaround video with Jason Castriota sealed the deal and comments to that have been indicative people coming to understand the vehicle a lot better.

Here we are, a few days later, and I’m feeling extremely good about the Saab PhoeniX concept.

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SU – tackling the tough questions

March 4, 2011 in Troll Stuff

The more serious stuff is below, including a very good look at the Saab 9-5 SportCombi.

I’ve only just had a chance to settle in front of the computer after another travel day, coming from Geneva to Gothenburg via London. You wouldn’t think it would take that long, but it did.

Anyway, I’m knackered. But I did received the following question via email from Rikard tonight.

[Let's imagine] You need to fit 4 kids and 2 adults into a car along with luggage. Will we ever see a SAAB that can manage this equation… legally…?

The serious answer to this question, according to everything I know, is “No”. There are no plans for a 7-seat Saab as far as I’m aware.

However, given that I’m rather tired, my mind has entered that creative space where you come up with unusual solutions.

My proposal is that Saab allow customers to register their children with their local dealers. When the number of progeny reaches three, the dealer can then send out Saab-branded birth control solutions, for either the male or female, depending on customer preference.

This would save the customer from the embarrassment of having to get a minivan and it would keep customers in the Saab family.

I’ve even come up with a slogan for the campaign:

Regular ‘servicing’ is important. Just make sure you do it safely with your Saab dealer

How am I doing?

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Like I said. Serious Saaby stuff is below.

My 2 cents on the PhoeniX and a visit to the Saab museum coming up tomorrow :-)

Have a good one.

More photos and video from Geneva 2011

March 3, 2011 in News, Troll Stuff

Well, let’s start with the fun stuff, shall we?

From Swisstroll, we have our inimitable host, Swade, along with Jason Castriota and Golfhunter.  Looks like they’re having a good time!!

 

 

I laughed out loud at the photo from Golfhunter. It’s certainly not the Saab 9-5, which I may add, looks absolutely magnificent in this color — Java Brown. Can you guess why I laughed?

That’s right! I chuckled at this picture because one can clearly see the Opel and the Subaru logo and banner, respectively. They both had a shot at being closely related to Saab, and neither was able to make it work. There, right in front of them, is this gleaming 9-5, full of potential and energy. I guess that you could call it schadenfreude. (Of course, Subaru is on a roll of their own, but it’s still an odd juxtaposition.)

In another bit of fun at someone else’s expense, check out the write up over at Autoblog on the Chris Bangle/Jason Castriota confrontation as noted in these pages yesterday. Hint: one of the designers was called out for “hassling” the other. I’ll let you be the judge.

We’ll wrap up with a one-minute long review of the new Saab 9-5 as posted by MotorsTV France.   Good capture.

Well, it turned out that it was all fun stuff. Who knew? ;-)

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Swadetorial: Why I really don’t care what anyone thinks about …..

February 17, 2011 in Editorial

I have a confession to make.

As most of you know, I love Saabs. But even though I love Saabs, I also have an interest in other car companies. The ones I’ve mentioned most on this site are Alfa Romeo and Porsche. I’ve owned a couple of Alfas in my time and I definitely have either/both the Porsche 911 and/or 928 on my automotive bucket list.

But there’s more. I also have a soft spot, small as it is, for a good muscle car.

I knew a guy back in the late 1980s. He was probably in his early 20s and his parents owned a fast-food shop that a girlfriend of mine used to work at. They made great steak sandwhiches, by the way. I didn’t even have to state my order. I’d just walk in the door and Steve’s mother would nod in my direction and get the bacon on the grill. Great times.

Steve’s family were Greek and no-one did muscle cars in Melbourne better than the mediterraneans. Steve, young as he was, had a bright yellow Dodge Challenger from the early 1970s. The thing was big, loud, and it just gleamed. He’d done one hell of a job putting that car together and I can’t imagine the amount of money he must have spent on it.

When it came to cars that we could never afford to buy (i.e. most cars) my mates were mostly into Mustangs or early Aussie Holdens. I had a big soft spot for Burt Reynolds’ Screaming Chicken, but the car that really got my juices flowing was Steve’s Challenger.

Fast forward to today and the Big Three (such as they are) have a renewed pony car war going. Ford have had an updated Mustang for a while now. Chevy have the new Camaro and Dodge have a new Challenger. A few days ago, Dodge also announced the 2012 Charger SRT8, which is the car that piqued my interest in writing this piece.

There’s something about modern Dodge vehicles that really interests me. I know they don’t sell as many of them as what Ford and Chevy sell of their pony cars, but for me, they’ve still got that certain something. It’s most likely the flat-out aggressive looks.

To my eyes, the Mustang looks like it’s trying to be a hip, sophisticated version of it’s former self. The Camaro looks like a cartoon version of its former self. The Challenger and the Charger? They just look like they’d kill you if you glanced at them the wrong way.

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